Got Selected For A Case

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 03/31/2015 at 12:21 • Filed to: None

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It begins at 1:30. It's criminal. Good thing I'm the goddamn Batman.

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/31/2015 at 12:26

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Better hope his lawyer isn't Saul Goodman.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/31/2015 at 12:29

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Guilty?

E92M3 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/31/2015 at 12:29

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Man I never get selected. I haven't even had to report yet. I call the night before only to be let down every...single.... time.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/31/2015 at 12:30

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Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/31/2015 at 12:35

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Forgetful > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/31/2015 at 12:35

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You mean you didn't tell the judge and lawyers that you judge people based on what they drive? Surely that's prejudicial enough to get you out of jury duty!?

citizennick > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe 03/31/2015 at 12:36

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or James McGill!

RallyWrench > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/31/2015 at 12:38

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Our Batman who art in Gotham,

hallowed be thy cowl.

Thy Batcave come,

thy will be done,

in life as it is in Gotham.

Give us this day our daily safety.

Forgive us of our trespasses,

and Batarang those that trespass against us.

Lead us not into murder,

but deliver us from The Joker.

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > citizennick 03/31/2015 at 12:39

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Unless it's an elder law case, I think he's fine there.

thebigbossyboss > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/31/2015 at 12:40

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Here read this on what not to do. Remember...if you have a two day trial show up both days.

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/crazy-court-st…

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/31/2015 at 12:44

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Batman? I thought you were Bane

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures 03/31/2015 at 12:58

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Even Batman takes a Halloween every now and then. Batdog is also in that picture.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Forgetful 03/31/2015 at 12:59

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Lawyer at subway yesterday:

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/31/2015 at 13:06

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You mean Ace?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures 03/31/2015 at 13:09

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Well Ace, bless his soul, moved on to the batcave in the sky. This is Shadow, his pup.